South Africans love a good cup of coffee, and let’s be honest—most of us have spent way too much time at our favourite coffee spots, mooching off the free WiFi while pretending to work. But have you ever stopped to think about just how dodgy that ‘free’ WiFi actually is? If you’re sipping on your flat white at Vida e Caffé, your data might just be frothing over into the hands of a cybercriminal.

The Wild West of Coffee Shop WiFi 🌍🔓

Vida e Caffé, like many other coffee chains, offers completely open WiFi. No password, no encryption, no protection—just vibes. They run their GAAP point-of-sale (PoS) machines on MikroTik routers, and here’s the kicker: the devices are accessible from the WAN interface with no management plane.

This means anyone with basic networking knowledge (or even just a YouTube tutorial) can poke around, get access, and—if they’re feeling naughty—tamper with the system. Your cappuccino isn’t the only thing being skimmed here.

No Password? No Problem (for Hackers) 🤦‍♂️💸

No password on WiFi? That’s like leaving your car unlocked in the middle of Hillbrow with the keys in the ignition. Anyone can hop onto the network, sniff packets, intercept data, or worse—launch attacks on other users. And with no client isolation, every device is rubbing shoulders with every other device on the network, meaning that dodgy-looking oke with a laptop in the corner might just be sniffing traffic instead of writing his ‘dissertation.’

DNS | A One-Way Ticket to Malware Land 🦠🌍

The default DNS settings on these networks are as open as a Joburg pothole. No filtering, no security, no protection against malware-ridden websites. This means users are one accidental click away from a phishing site, a dodgy download, or some ransomware fun times. And when these compromised devices go home or back to the office, guess what? They bring the cyber cooties with them.

No Management Plane = No Control 🚨📉

Without a proper management plane, the folks running these coffee shop networks have no control over security policies. That’s like trying to run a bouncer-free nightclub in Pretoria on a Friday night—pure chaos. There’s no way to segment traffic, prioritise PoS devices, or stop rogue connections.

What Needs to Happen? Enter SD-WAN! 🚀🔐

Coffee shops need proper network segmentation where PoS devices have their own private WAN access to secure servers hosted in a private cloud. This ensures that your double espresso transaction is safe from prying eyes. This is where SD-WAN comes in!

✅ Private, encrypted connections for PoS devices—no more open networks. ✅ Traffic segmentation—guest WiFi and business-critical systems kept separate. ✅ Threat protection—blocking malware, phishing attempts, and dodgy sites. ✅ Client isolation—stopping one infected device from spreading the plague to others. ✅ Centralised management—so coffee shop owners can focus on pulling shots instead of putting out security fires.

Another Virgin Active-Style Breach is Brewing ☠️

Let’s not sugarcoat it—if coffee shops don’t take cybersecurity seriously, another Virgin Active-style breach is just around the corner. That incident saw customer data leaked all over the internet, and it’s only a matter of time before something similar happens in a coffee shop chain that doesn’t lock things down properly.

So next time you connect to the ‘free’ WiFi at your favourite spot, ask yourself—do I really want my data swimming around in this security cesspool? And to the coffee shop owners: sort your networks out before you make the headlines for all the wrong reasons.

Otherwise, hackers are going to be having more flat whites than your paying customers. ☕💀

Cybersecurity in Coffee Shops | A Breach Waiting to Happen ☕💀