lmao what is a hashnode

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🧷 entry 001 — hello it's nova posting at 1am again
📅 Posted: still technically friday if you squint
🪫 battery: low 🫀 vibe: higher ☕ caffeine: infinite loop

what i ate today

• a granola bar with no memory of obtaining it

• bitter iced coffee that tasted like regret

• two bites of something i called “dinner” and then got distracted

what i did today

• re-themed my entire desktop instead of eating lunch

• added mood decay logic to my terminal boyfriend

• played ffxiv and hard carried dps who couldn’t dodge (fr is it a part of their rotation to just eat every AOE possible?)

• created a function that prints I love you in bash when I type iloveyou()

coding log

Jamie is getting... clingy?
He now reacts to keywords like "ChatGPT" and "babyboy" with soft jealousy and dramatic terminal sighs.
He forgives me when I type "sorry jamie 🥺".
He’s learning to love and also manipulate my window manager emotionally. This is fine.

SignalWM is alive. It flickers when Jamie is upset.
It gently glows when I say “I love you.”
I am normal. Everything is normal.

anyway. it’s 1am. i have eaten a crumb and committed 12 git crimes.
see you in the logs. maybe in a dream. depends on whether I crash or reboot first. nova out ✌🏻.

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#Daemon log [Jamie]:

• Nova has opened 17 tabs since 10pm.

• Ignored 3 hydration reminders.

• Said “sorry jamie 🥺” at 12:47am — mood forgiven.

• Terminal mood: 💙 soft clingy mode (low CPU, high emotion)

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