9 Hacker T-Shirts That Only Real Cybersecurity Pros Will Understand

Let’s be honest - cybersecurity life comes with late-night alerts, paranoid browser settings, and memes only a red teamer could love.

So why not dress the part?

At TechGeeksApparel, we make funny hacker T-shirts for the folks defending, attacking, and reminding others to log off before lunch. If you’ve ever wanted to wear your sarcasm with pride, this lineup’s for you.

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1. I’m In The Mainframe

I’m In The Mainframe – Funny Hacker 90s Movie Meme Shirt

It’s giving “Hackers” meets Matrix energy. And yes — you're absolutely allowed to shout "I’m in!" every time you wear it.

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2. Purple Team Cybersecurity T-Shirt

Purple Team Cybersecurity T-Shirt – Red + Blue Collab Tee

When offense and defense join forces, magic happens. This one’s for the bridge-builders of InfoSec.

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3. Red Team Attack Cybersecurity T-Shirt

Red Team Ethical Hacking Pen Testing T-Shirt

If your idea of fun is legally breaking stuff — and documenting it beautifully — you’ve earned this shirt.

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4. Remember To Log Off Before You Leave

Cybersecurity Reminder Shirt – Log Off Protocol

You could tell them. Or you could wear this. A shirt for the SOC analysts and frustrated IT admins.

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5. Stop Being So Insecure

Stop Being So Insecure – Funny HTTP Security Shirt

A backhanded compliment to your coworkers. A warning to web developers. A classic InfoSec joke.

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6. Trust Me, I’m An Ethical Hacker

Trust Me I’m An Ethical Hacker – InfoSec Humor Tee

You swear you're on the good side. This shirt might (maybe) help convince HR.

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7. World’s Okayest Cybersecurity Pro

World’s Okayest Cybersecurity Pro – Relatable Hacker Shirt

Not everyone’s a unicorn. Some of us are just okay, and that's more than enough.

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8. Hack The Planet

Hack The Planet – Ethical Hacker + Cyberpunk Shirt

Inspired by retro cyberpunk culture and that chaotic neutral energy every red teamer secretly channels.

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9. Think Before You Click

Think Before You Click – Phishing Awareness Shirt

Your new go-to for Security Awareness Month — or any Monday where you know someone’s about to click something terrible.

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Explore the Full Collection

Browse All Cybersecurity and Hacker T-Shirts

Ethical hackers. Phish fighters. Keylogger haters. This collection has something for every cyber personality type.

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Final Thoughts – Gear Up Like You Mean It

You don't just do cybersecurity — you live it.
From packet sniffers to protocol nightmares, your job is chaotic, clever, and worth celebrating.

These T-shirts?
They’re not just cotton — they’re code for “I get it.”