💤 Day 2 of Dev Life: Sunday = Backchodi + Existential Crisis

☀️ Subah ki shuruaat — Alarm free, guilt full

Sunday = No alarm ⛔
Koi morning standup nahi, koi Jira ticket ka dard nahi.
Aankh khulti hai phone ke vibration se —
Notification: "Reel viral ho gaya" ya "Bug abhi bhi hai."

But aaj? Din ki perfect shuruaat hoti hai reels dekhte-dekhte...
Swipe swipe swipe —
“Beta front-end ka ho ya back-end ka, Sunday sabka chill-end ka.”

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✂️ Sunday = Self-Care + Saloon Zindabad

Ab jab itna chill ho raha hai, to Sunday ka ultimate rule follow karte hain:
💈Saloon jaana compulsory hai!

• Thodi beard trim

• Thoda facial

• Aur thoda deep life analysis with saloon bhaiya 😄

"Bhaiya, kaam ka pressure badh raha hai."
"Sir, peel-off mask lagate hain, sab stress utar jayega."

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🍛🛌 Dopahar: Pet bhar ke khana, aur phir coma-level neend

Ghar ka khaana + AC on + thoda Netflix =
Dev mode: Hibernate 💻❌

Zyada coding ka socha bhi nahi —
Bas socha:

“Monday ko kya bolke chhutti le sakte hain?” 🤔

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🌆 Shaam: Realization hits harder than TypeError

6 baje tak mood shift:

• "Monday ko kaam kaun kare?"

• "EMI bhi deni hai."

• "Job switch bhi karni hai."

• "Salary kam hai, par yeh team bhi chhode ka mann nahi karta."

Yeh woh waqt hota hai jab life, job, EMI, aur future sab ek saath yaad aate hain.

Sunday evening = Developer’s mini-midlife crisis

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🌃 Raat: Future ki tension mute karke sona

Raat mein bas ek hi goal:
Tension side rakho, aur 8 ghante ki neend le lo (ya kam se kam try to).

Kyuki kal aayega…

Day 3: Monday — The Return of Office Hours & Coding Backchodi 💼💻

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🤙 Tell me in comments:

• Tumhara Sunday kaise gaya?

• Saloon gaye ya sirf bed aur blanket se chipke rahe?

Next Blog: Monday blues + Dev backchodi continues...