About Me
Hi. I’m Karienye. I write code and forget why I started writing it five minutes later. Some say I’m a developer. Others say I’m just a sleep-deprived human trying to make JavaScript behave. Both are correct. I once fixed a bug by sacrificing a cup of coffee to the coding gods, and honestly? It worked. Here’s what you need to know: I write clean code, then mess it up trying to “optimize” it, I talk to rubber ducks like they’re my therapists 🐥, Git is my diary and every commit is a cry for help, Stack Overflow knows me better than my own family,I once named a variable “banana” and it somehow fixed the issue?? 🍌💻 When I’m not debugging the universe, I’m probably Eating snacks at 3am like a true developer, Arguing with ChatGPT about why my code should work, Googling “how to center a div” for the 497th time, Telling my laptop “please” like it owes me something 🙃 If you’re looking for sanity, you won’t find it here. But if you’re looking for code, chaos, and vibes — welcome to the party. 🎉👾
I am available for
I’m available for projects that don’t involve writing Java in 2025 (seriously, I have rights). If you're building something cool, weird, chaotic-good, or involves yelling at hardware until it works — I’m in. Need a full-stack dev who can debug at 3am and still make memes about it? That’s me. Collabs, freelance gigs, startup brain dumps, or just someone to scream into the Git void with — hit me up. Just don’t ask me to fix your printer. I’m not that kind of wizard.
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Earned on May 12, 2025